Baba is feeling some very big feelings

Baba is sad and very, very disappointed. She is feeling some very big feelings. She just doesn’t understand why no one likes her plans. Uncontrollable fury is only moments away.

Everyone says they are very good plans; great plans; honestly probably the best plans anyone has ever seen. They really are so ungrateful and totally stupid, so maybe she’ll just cancel her plans. Or give them to someone else; someone more (or maybe less) deserving.

Alone with her seething now her ingrate guests have gone, Baba rises from her chair by the fireplace, a bony leg extending stiffly inside her blue suit, the patella grinding over the femur as she straightens to a painful stand. Despite poor rotation, she reaches behind for the broomstick she uses to sweep away all traces.

With that done the house rises on its two giant chicken legs, turns right and steps forward. Once underway, Baba reaches for her phone.